September 8, 2008

Breaking: Bumiller Reports on Hugs and Kisses.

Where would we be without intrepid reporters analyzing the key issues of the day.

Elizabeth Bumiller has the goods. John McCain hugs Sarah, but kisses Cindy.  Who gets introduced first?  Big question. Good thing Bumiller is on the trail, following McCain's every move. Else we'd miss this critical information.


Dependable Renegade scooped Bumiller:

1 comment:

stuart_zechman said...

Your professional political press corps in action again.

When is Elizabeth going to treat her readers to a tarot card reading of the McCain/Palin candidacy, to go along with body language analysis?

Perhaps we can learn more about the candidates through a phrenological examination after that.